helila:

bpdroses:

willow:

je suis sick of this shit

moi fucking too

énorme mood

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Sep 4
mothras-gay-dad:
“a godless heathen potato
”
Sep 4

mothras-gay-dad:

a godless heathen potato

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Aug 19

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May 24

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May 6

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May 6

agent-of-empathy:

This is a bold faced LIE and you know it Bill

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everydayconman:
“ hollowedskin:
“ fatsexybitch:
“ coffeeandstring:
“ verbalvomits:
“ I threw a dog on the ground today ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
”
I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
”
…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?
”
you just kind of…...
May 6

everydayconman:

hollowedskin:

fatsexybitch:

coffeeandstring:

verbalvomits:

I threw a dog on the ground today ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

โ€ฆ..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind ofโ€ฆ open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

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beyoncescock:
“why are dogs so cute someone explain
”
May 6

beyoncescock:

why are dogs so cute someone explain

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Apr 26

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tittiesmattel:

when my friend found out her boyfriend of three years was cheating on her she went through his phone, took pictures of every interaction he had with another girl, printed them out, wrote down where she had been at every instance and what lies he had told her about where he would be, and put them in a folder. when she confronted him and he denied everything she pulled out this big ass folder and just said “lets review” and Honestly, that is the most iconic thing anyone has ever done.

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Apr 10